Beer-lin

Sorry for the delay. Things have been a little crazy around here. Berlin is incredible. If you can get a cheap ticket, I highly suggest you come sleep on my floor. I have a Lion King sleeping bag and long, tender arms with which I can keep you warm all night long. "Sprechen sie dick?" Unfortunately, the only German I seem to have picked up.

Oh yeah.



Doing it big.




Picked up some Gurken-Sticks at the local market.


And of course my Putz-Meister sponges (with extra dick.)


I think that's blood.


It's kind of cold here.







I joined a Disko-Metal Band. We're called Captain Zorx Stimmungsattacke. We're kind of a big deal.

















These guys apparently came through.



































They do graffiti here.


Thizzing at French Nightclubs




The French are all about fixed gears. Nice rims dude.

French women are something else.

I bought out the whole store.


For girls AND boys!


Invisible Ache.





Are my favorite!


"Excuse me...where can I find some bike riding invalids?"

Oh Lenny

"My food was so shiny..."


Three

Fingered

Naptime