Sorry for the delay. Things have been a little crazy around here. Berlin is incredible. If you can get a cheap ticket, I highly suggest you come sleep on my floor. I have a Lion King sleeping bag and long, tender arms with which I can keep you warm all night long. "Sprechen sie dick?" Unfortunately, the only German I seem to have picked up.
Oh yeah.

Doing it big.


Picked up some Gurken-Sticks at the local market.

And of course my Putz-Meister sponges (with extra dick.)

I think that's blood.

It's kind of cold here.



I joined a Disko-Metal Band. We're called Captain Zorx Stimmungsattacke. We're kind of a big deal.








These guys apparently came through.

















They do graffiti here.